I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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