he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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