"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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