I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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