ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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