HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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