Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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