When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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