I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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