we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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