Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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