why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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