Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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