He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Farmville is her only friend.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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