i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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