i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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