got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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