Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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