I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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