Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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