i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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