but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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