if only i could text you this smell
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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