I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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