So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Randomize
