I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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