Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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