you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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