real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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