i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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