When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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