Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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