How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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