I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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