so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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