I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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