is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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