I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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