I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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