maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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