The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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