My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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