You really coming over, don't trick.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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