is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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