wrigley field is MILF paradise
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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