I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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