She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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