Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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