i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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