You work out of a Hotel?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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