My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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